Babies with iPhones shoved in their mouths like convenient pacifiers.
Blue hair.
Couples arguing in public.
Couples dining out…table for 4. Our phones will be joining us.
Plastic surgery that make it all worse.
Mouths stretching across the street, eyes permanently surprised. Lips so swollen suggesting too much shell fish, frozen foreheads tighter than a conga drum.
Women labeled lacking style brandishing Burberry cuffs …Prada bags screaming, teetering in heels that make their ears pop.
Women treating their men like the help
Men who slyly look at other women while their women ignore them.
Women, shocked, when they sayonara with one of those other women.
The Capitol Riots.
Non-readers.
The Kardashians.
Mitch McConnell and his net worth of 35 million dollars.
The dark end of 117th Congress led by none other than that prankster Mitch, trying to cancel Democracy like a magazine subscription.
What’s that ya say, Mr. Clay? And to think he’s from Kentucky, the same state as you?
I know Henry, I know.
The Christmas shake-down when everyone’s hand is out, as if a a crisp 50 is their due rather than a grace.
The bottles of liquor delivered though everyone knows, you no longer drink.
Sending gifts you just had lying around, like that bear bottle opener you bought at Yellowstone…hey, I know, let’s send it to Susannah.
Donald Trump supporters excusing all his psychotic, immoral behavior.
Men who don’t wear underwear.
Men who forget your birthday.
Men who think its cute farting during dinner.
People with pets they never walk, paying a fortune to some kid who sits on a bench smoking, for that very pricey half hour.
People who don’t show up…saying one thing, doing another.
Littering.
Nannies on their phone.
Bad waiters expecting that 20% tip anyway.
Dirty bistro bathrooms….
to quote the late, great Anthony Bourdian…just imagine what theirkitchen looks like.
Cheating ex-boyfriends who still call thinking you’ll be thrilled.
Non-gluten pizza.
The non-vaccinated.
Those who believe Global Warming is a myth.
The #Me Too Movement, though a card-carrying member, feeling it’s gone a bit too far in many cases.
The firing of Chris Cuomo for helping his brother. Do you have to be an Italian to get it?
“You have to answer for Santino, Carlo”…Godfather 101.
Cheapness, string cheese, and referring to gout as rich man’s disease.