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Mysteries
Blue hair.
Couples arguing in public.
Mouths stretching across the street, eyes permanently surprised. Lips so swollen suggesting too much shell fish, frozen foreheads tighter than a conga drum.
Women labeled lacking style brandishing Burberry cuffs
Women treating their men like the help
Men who slyly look at other women while their women ignore them.
Women, shocked, when they sayonara with one of those other women.
Non-readers.
The Kardashians.
Mitch McConnell and his net worth of 35 million dollars.
The dark end of 117th Congress led by none other than that prankster Mitch,
The bottles of liquor delivered though everyone knows, you no longer drink.
Sending gifts you just had lying around, like that bear bottle opener you bought at Yellowstone…hey, I know, let’s send it to Susannah.
Donald Trump supporters excusing all his psychotic, immoral behavior.
Men who don’t wear underwear.
Men who think its cute farting during dinner.
People with pets they never walk, paying a fortune to some kid who sits on a bench smoking, for that very pricey half hour.
People who don’t show up…saying one thing, doing another.
Littering.
to quote the late, great Anthony Bourdian…just imagine what their kitchen looks like.
Those who believe Global Warming is a myth.
The #Me Too Movement, though a card-carrying member, feeling it’s gone a bit too far in many cases.
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