Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves, wondered Robin Williams.
If I’m the best man at a wedding, why is she marrying him? asked Jerry Seinfeld.
I realize these were two jokes, but were they really? Aren’t they damned good questions?
I think so.
One learns, you don’t necessarily need to read Plato to get the best advice.
Steven Wright said, you can’t have everything, because where would you put it? I try to remember that while shopping with coupons.
Never underestimate stupid people in large groups, cautioned George Carlin, and after watching that new…storming the Capitol footage, get his point. He also said, in America, anyone canbecome president…that’s the problem.
Relax, I’m not running.
The other pearl of wisdom from Mr. Carlin about getting sober… just because the monkey’s off your back, doesn’t mean the circus left town.
Ah yes, just because you’ve hung up your wineglass doesn’t mean you’re off the hook.
It’s the reason I can’t walk pass the Carlyle, still having to cross the street. I’m just too damned close to the bar, and swear I can hear that ice tinkling in those beveled glasses.
Henny Youngman, another sage said, If you’re going to do something tonight you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning..sleep late.
Wish I knew that in those drinking days when I’d wake up and ask the fella next to me…and you are?
Mustn’t forget Winston Churchill who if wasn’t dead, I’d invite for a sleepover. He advised, If you’re going through hell, keep going. This has become my mantra, even in the supermarket trying to reach the butter while still obeying the 6 foot rule.
When they, whoever they are said, when the the student’s ready, the teacher will appear, should have mentioned he or she wouldn’t necessarily be wearing a suit and pearls. Well, he could have a double-strand, but she might be one of the village people…
or be wearing a derby smoking a cigar, looking oddly familiar.
Don’t ever underestimate what a little silliness can do.